Now in private beta

Everything your smartphone did.
Without the smartphone.

Selfphone is an agent on the other end of a phone number. Text it or call it from any phone that only calls and texts: rides, payments, messages, directions, translations. No feed. No apps. Nothing to scroll.

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UberX from 18th & Valencia. 6 min, $14. Reply Y.
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Booked. Marcus, silver Prius, 8ABC123.
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Works with the phone you already have.

  • Light Phone III
  • Punkt MP02
  • Nokia 2780 Flip
  • Cat S22 Flip
  • Sunbeam F1
  • Mudita Kompakt
  • TCL Flip 2
  • Kyocera DuraXV

Anything that can send a text, down to a 2008 Nokia. 4G phones with a data plan get near-free messaging through a thin app.

Text it like a person.

You say what you want and confirm with one letter. The agent operates the apps so you don't have to. A text or a phone call can carry that fine.

uber home
UberX from 18th & Valencia to home. 6 min, $14. Reply Y to book.
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Booked. Marcus, silver Prius, 8ABC123. 5 min.

Under the hood

Route
L0, template. No model involved.
Talks to
Uber API, network location
Segments sent
2
Cost to serve
$0.01
Time
2 s

Everything a smartphone did. Nothing it did to you.

A smartphone is a capability layer bundled with an attention layer. Selfphone keeps the first and drops the second.

Morning brief

One text at 7:30 telling you whether there's anything worth checking. It's the only thing Selfphone sends unasked.

Digest, not relay

A chatty group becomes one line: Tahoe group, 23 new, dinner moved to 8. Your family chat still comes through message by message.

Screen queue

Videos, links, boarding passes and twelve-way comparisons wait for your laptop. You get one text a day with the list.

Drafts in your voice

A style profile built on your Mac, never a model trained on your chats. It drafts. You reply SEND.

Caps and a PIN

Per-action, daily and monthly spending caps. Over the cap, it asks for four digits. Some things it will never do, whatever you text it.

Works without an API

Where a service has no API, your own logged-in cloud browser does the clicking. You logged in once. It never saw the password.

Set it up once, on a laptop.

Connect your accounts, teach it how you text, set the caps. Then close the laptop. Come back when something genuinely needs a screen.

Guardrails

Spending caps, a confirmation PIN, quiet hours, and a list of things it will never do.

Learn more

Activity

Every task the agent ran, the steps it took, the thread, and what it cost.

Learn more

Voice

See the style profile it drafts with. Edit any example. Delete all of it.

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“I left the iPhone in a drawer in August. Three weeks in, the only thing I've missed is the camera.”
Maya, early tester, Light Phone III

One plan to start.

Add the household later. Or let Selfphone be your carrier.

Concierge

$29 / mo

One dumbphone, one number, everything in the hub.

  • 900 SMS segments, 60 voice minutes
  • 40 cloud-browser tasks
  • All connectors

Household

Q4 2026

$49 / mo

Up to four numbers under one hub. Kids' numbers get a locked-down agent.

  • Everything in Concierge, for four
  • Per-person guardrails
  • Shared calendar and location

Carrier

2027

$45 / mo

Selfphone becomes your phone plan. Unlimited talk and text, the agent built into the line.

  • Unlimited segments and minutes
  • Network location, no app needed
  • Selfphone Card included

Leave the phone at home this weekend.

Set up takes ten minutes on a laptop. After that, you never need a screen to get through a day.