Everything your smartphone did.
Without the smartphone.
Selfphone is an agent on the other end of a phone number. Text it or call it from any phone that only calls and texts: rides, payments, messages, directions, translations. No feed. No apps. Nothing to scroll.
Works with the phone you already have.
- Light Phone III
- Punkt MP02
- Nokia 2780 Flip
- Cat S22 Flip
- Sunbeam F1
- Mudita Kompakt
- TCL Flip 2
- Kyocera DuraXV
Anything that can send a text, down to a 2008 Nokia. 4G phones with a data plan get near-free messaging through a thin app.
Text it like a person.
You say what you want and confirm with one letter. The agent operates the apps so you don't have to. A text or a phone call can carry that fine.
- Route
- L0, template. No model involved.
- Talks to
- Uber API, network location
- Segments sent
- 2
- Cost to serve
- $0.01
- Time
- 2 s
Under the hood
Everything a smartphone did. Nothing it did to you.
A smartphone is a capability layer bundled with an attention layer. Selfphone keeps the first and drops the second.
Morning brief
One text at 7:30 telling you whether there's anything worth checking. It's the only thing Selfphone sends unasked.
Digest, not relay
A chatty group becomes one line: Tahoe group, 23 new, dinner moved to 8. Your family chat still comes through message by message.
Screen queue
Videos, links, boarding passes and twelve-way comparisons wait for your laptop. You get one text a day with the list.
Drafts in your voice
A style profile built on your Mac, never a model trained on your chats. It drafts. You reply SEND.
Caps and a PIN
Per-action, daily and monthly spending caps. Over the cap, it asks for four digits. Some things it will never do, whatever you text it.
Works without an API
Where a service has no API, your own logged-in cloud browser does the clicking. You logged in once. It never saw the password.
Set it up once, on a laptop.
Connect your accounts, teach it how you text, set the caps. Then close the laptop. Come back when something genuinely needs a screen.
Guardrails
Spending caps, a confirmation PIN, quiet hours, and a list of things it will never do.
Learn more“I left the iPhone in a drawer in August. Three weeks in, the only thing I've missed is the camera.”
One plan to start.
Add the household later. Or let Selfphone be your carrier.
Concierge
$29 / mo
One dumbphone, one number, everything in the hub.
- 900 SMS segments, 60 voice minutes
- 40 cloud-browser tasks
- All connectors
Household
Q4 2026$49 / mo
Up to four numbers under one hub. Kids' numbers get a locked-down agent.
- Everything in Concierge, for four
- Per-person guardrails
- Shared calendar and location
Carrier
2027$45 / mo
Selfphone becomes your phone plan. Unlimited talk and text, the agent built into the line.
- Unlimited segments and minutes
- Network location, no app needed
- Selfphone Card included
Leave the phone at home this weekend.
Set up takes ten minutes on a laptop. After that, you never need a screen to get through a day.